Shrimpus Snatchus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 35 (the page with a tiny greasy paw print)
- Spell
- Shrimpus Snatchus
- Difficulty
- Forbidden (Requires lightning-fast toe beans)
- Casting time
- The exact second you look away
- Mana required
- 1 shrimp, 1 turned head, and 0 seconds of guilt
You lift your fork. You glance at your phone. One second, that's all it takes. When you look back, the shrimp is gone, and our tiny yellow wizard in a starry blue hat is sprinting across the table with it held proudly in her mouth, sparkly eyes gleaming, tail straight up like a victory flag.
Scholars of the dinner table have never once seen this spell fail. You will chase her. She will be faster. She'll eat her prize behind the couch with a happy, crunchy mrrp, then come back for a second one. Thank you for dinner, human.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: eating with one hand guarding your plate, never looking at your phone during dinner again, and secretly saving a shrimp "by accident." 🍤
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Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras