Snowus Firstus Shockus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 22 (the page with one cold little pawprint on it)
- Spell
- Snowus Firstus Shockus
- Difficulty
- Cantrip (Easy, all it takes is one step outside and instant regret)
- Casting time
- One single step into the snow
- Mana required
- 1 fresh snowfall, 1 brave paw, and an immediate and total loss of bravery
The first snow of the year! The whole world is soft and sparkly and magical, and our tiny blue wizard bravely puts one single toe bean outside to investigate.
Snowus Firstus Shockus takes effect instantly. The paw goes up. The paw shakes. The paw shakes again, harder, with sparkly eyes full of betrayal, like the sky itself has personally offended her. A tiny offended "mrrp" escapes. She will be filing a formal complaint with winter.
Stick her on your laptop, water bottle or mitten bin for cozy winter vibes. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: refusing to go outside until April, warming cold toes on a human's lap, and a deep personal grudge against weather.
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