Toothbrushus Nopeus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 38 (the page that was pushed away firmly)
- Spell
- Toothbrushus Nopeus
- Difficulty
- Adept (Moderate, the toothbrush is persistent)
- Casting time
- Every evening, when the toothbrush comes out
- Mana required
- 1 tiny toothbrush, 1 firm paw, and a very clear "no"
The vet said to brush her teeth. You got the special toothbrush. You got the special toothpaste. And our tiny wizard placed one paw on your hand and pushed it gently but firmly away. The look on her face says it all: absolutely not.
Toothbrushus Nopeus is a spell of polite refusal. She isn't angry. She's just not doing it. Scholars suggest dental treats instead. She'll accept those.
Stick her on your laptop for every time you need to politely decline. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: pushing things away with one hand, a drawer full of unused cat toothbrushes, and saying "nope" with confidence.
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