Vacuumus Fleeus Classic Wizard Cat T-Shirt, Front Print
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 38, Classic Edition (front side only, the rest fled under the couch)
- Spell
- Vacuumus Fleeus
- Difficulty
- Adept (Easy, the vacuum does the hard part)
- Casting time
- The instant you plug it in
- Mana required
- 1 roaring beast, 1 puff of flying fur, and 0 courage left
The closet door opens. The roaring beast emerges. It is pink, it is small, and it eats the floor. Our tiny grey wizard takes one look and is gone, her yellow starry hat spinning in the air behind her, fur flying everywhere, sparkly eyes huge with terror. Abandon the house! Save yourselves!
Her flight path is always the same: under the couch, behind the curtains, and on top of the fridge, in that order. Once the beast sleeps again, she returns with a cautious little mrrp and acts like nothing happened. She was never scared. She just remembered something in the other room.
This is the Classic edition: front print only. The kawaii wizard cat sits right on your chest, and the back of the shirt is plain white, with no incantation. Want the full incantation printed on the back too? That lives on the premium Vacuumus Fleeus front-and-back tee. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Fit: a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft white cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. Gift idea: a funny wizard cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been outrun by a cat on cleaning day. Printed to order just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: putting off vacuuming out of respect, finding fur in strange places, and saying "sorry, sorry, sorry" to your cat every Saturday.
Want the full story? Read Vacuumus Fleeus in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras