Videous Callus Crashus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 49 (the page that is on mute)
- Spell
- Videous Callus Crashus
- Difficulty
- Forbidden (Easy, she just walks in front)
- Casting time
- The minute your boss starts talking
- Mana required
- 1 laptop, 1 important meeting, and 1 fluffy butt in 4K
You join the call and say good morning. A tiny pink wizard in a green hat steps onto the keyboard, sits right in front of the camera, and gives every coworker a big sparkly-eyed mrrp. Somehow she also hits mute, leaves the call, and opens nine tabs.
Videous Callus Crashus is the most famous spell of the remote-work era. It can cancel any meeting, unmute any mic, and make the whole team forget the agenda. Nobody remembers the quarterly numbers. Everybody remembers the cat.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: meetings that start with "is that your cat?", a webcam covered in nose prints, and coworkers asking for her every Monday.
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Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras