Yogus Matus Stealus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 80 (the page that is perfectly stretched out)
- Spell
- Yogus Matus Stealus
- Difficulty
- Adept (She's more flexible than you)
- Casting time
- The moment you roll out your yoga mat
- Mana required
- 1 yoga mat, 1 relaxed cat, and no room left for you
You roll out your yoga mat. You take a deep breath. And our tiny wizard flops right into the middle, stretching out in a pose that looks a lot like yours, only far more relaxed. Namaste, human. The mat is hers now.
Yogus Matus Stealus is a blockade spell. You'll do your workout on the floor next to her. She'll supervise. She'll yawn. That's her version of downward cat.
Stick her on your water bottle and take her to your next class. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: doing yoga on the bare floor, fur on your yoga mat, and an unexpectedly calm attitude.
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