Order of the Loaf: Slumber Sorcery
Catnipus Blissus

Incantation
Roll in the green leaves.
Wiggle. Wiggle.
Rub my face in all of it.
I am one with the rug.
WHEEEEE.
- Crime
- Rolls in catnip with a goofy, blissful grin.
- Casting time
- About five minutes of pure joy
- Mana cost
- 1 pile of catnip, 1 wiggly spine, and 0 dignity left
Picture this: our tiny wizard cat, happily rolling on its back in a small pile of fresh green catnip leaves, delighted grin, a few pastel sparkles and hearts around. Casting time: about five minutes of pure joy.
Wiggle, roll, face-rub, repeat: the happiest ten minutes in the whole Spellbook. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 pile of catnip, 1 wiggly spine, and 0 dignity left.
Then they wash one paw, very slowly, as if nothing happened at all.
Counter-spell
1. Schedule daily interactive play that ends with a 'catch', so the hunt feels finished.
2. Rotate toys every few days to keep them exciting.
3. Put wand and string toys away after play; strings can be dangerous if swallowed.
4. Give them safe ambush spots like tunnels and boxes.

