Order of the Loaf: Slumber Sorcery
Croissantus Pawus
Incantation
Fold the paws.
Golden and flaky.
Fresh this morning.
Not for eating.
- Crime
- Tucks paws under like a fresh croissant.
- Casting time
- Any quiet afternoon
- Mana cost
- 4 tucked paws, 1 loaf-shaped body, and a smug little smile
Witnesses report the following: our tiny wizard cat, lying with paws tucked like a croissant, sparkly eyes half-open and smug. Casting time: any quiet afternoon.
Flaky, fluffy, freshly baked, and judging you through half-closed eyes. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 4 tucked paws, 1 loaf-shaped body, and a smug little smile.
Sparkly eyes, zero regret, maximum floof. The spell is complete.
Counter-spell
1. Provide warm spots on purpose: a window perch, a fleece bed, or a pet-safe heated pad on low.
2. Leave room to move away from heat so they can regulate their temperature.
3. Put a cozy bed near where you are; many cats want warmth and company.
