Order of the Loaf: Slumber Sorcery

Donutus Floatus

Spell tierCantrip
Donutus Floatus

Incantation

Float upon the sprinkles.
Do not touch the water.
The vacation is here.
Forever.
OUT OF OFFICE.

Crime
Lounges in the sun like they are on vacation.
Casting time
However long the sun is out
Mana cost
1 sprinkle donut pool float, 1 cream cat, 0 contact with actual water

It always begins the same way: our tiny wizard cat, lying on a sprinkle donut pool float, sunbathing. Casting time: however long the sun is out.

Floating on a sprinkle donut, soaking up the warm, no plans at all. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 sprinkle donut pool float, 1 cream cat, 0 contact with actual water.

Sparkly eyes, zero regret, maximum floof. The spell is complete.

Counter-spell

1. Provide warm spots on purpose: a window perch, a fleece bed, or a pet-safe heated pad on low.
2. Leave room to move away from heat so they can regulate their temperature.
3. Put a cozy bed near where you are; many cats want warmth and company.

Wear the spell

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