Order of the Loaf: Slumber Sorcery

Hammockus Swayus

Spell tierCantrip
Hammockus Swayus

Incantation

Left. Right. Left.
The world rocks gently.
No meetings here.
Only sway.
WHEE.

Crime
Lounges in hammocks and window perches all day.
Casting time
One slow sway to the left
Mana cost
1 tiny striped hammock, 1 dangling paw, 0 meetings on the calendar

It always begins the same way: our tiny wizard cat, lounging in a tiny striped hammock, one paw dangling. Casting time: one slow sway to the left.

Left, right, left. One paw dangles. The whole world rocks gently for one small wizard. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 tiny striped hammock, 1 dangling paw, 0 meetings on the calendar.

Afterward, the tiny wizard gives a happy little mrrp, tucks their toe beans under, and accepts all compliments.

Counter-spell

1. Provide warm spots on purpose: a window perch, a fleece bed, or a pet-safe heated pad on low.
2. Leave room to move away from heat so they can regulate their temperature.
3. Put a cozy bed near where you are; many cats want warmth and company.

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