Guild of Thieves: Acquisition Magic

Drawerus Explorus

Spell tierAdept
Drawerus Explorus

Incantation

Drawer opens.
I go in.
Close it.
Gently.

Crime
Climbs into open dresser drawers.
Casting time
Right after you finish putting away clean laundry
Mana cost
1 open drawer, 1 stack of freshly folded shirts, and a new bed with excellent drawer-ness

Every household has seen it at least once: our tiny wizard cat, inside an open dresser drawer. Casting time: right after you finish putting away clean laundry.

Open drawer, soft clothes, perfect hiding place. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 open drawer, 1 stack of freshly folded shirts, and a new bed with excellent drawer-ness.

Scholars agree it is impossible to stay mad at a face that round.

Counter-spell

1. Provide warm spots on purpose: a window perch, a fleece bed, or a pet-safe heated pad on low.
2. Leave room to move away from heat so they can regulate their temperature.
3. Put a cozy bed near where you are; many cats want warmth and company.

Wear the spell

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