Guild of Thieves: Acquisition Magic
Hatus Humanus Sittus
Spell tier

Incantation
Round.
Warm.
Fits.
My hat.
- Crime
- Sits in your hat.
- Casting time
- The moment you put your hat down
- Mana cost
- 1 human hat, 1 tiny cat, and a perfect fit, according to her
Every household has seen it at least once: our tiny wizard cat, sitting inside a human's hat. Casting time: the moment you put your hat down.
The hat fits. The hat is warm. The hat belongs to the cat. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 human hat, 1 tiny cat, and a perfect fit, according to her.
No apology is ever issued. Only a slow blink, which, in Spellbook Latin, means "you are welcome."
Counter-spell
1. Provide warm spots on purpose: a window perch, a fleece bed, or a pet-safe heated pad on low.
2. Leave room to move away from heat so they can regulate their temperature.
3. Put a cozy bed near where you are; many cats want warmth and company.

