Guild of Thieves: Acquisition Magic

Hatus Humanus Sittus

Spell tierAdept
Hatus Humanus Sittus

Incantation

Round.
Warm.
Fits.
My hat.

Crime
Sits in your hat.
Casting time
The moment you put your hat down
Mana cost
1 human hat, 1 tiny cat, and a perfect fit, according to her

Every household has seen it at least once: our tiny wizard cat, sitting inside a human's hat. Casting time: the moment you put your hat down.

The hat fits. The hat is warm. The hat belongs to the cat. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 human hat, 1 tiny cat, and a perfect fit, according to her.

No apology is ever issued. Only a slow blink, which, in Spellbook Latin, means "you are welcome."

Counter-spell

1. Provide warm spots on purpose: a window perch, a fleece bed, or a pet-safe heated pad on low.
2. Leave room to move away from heat so they can regulate their temperature.
3. Put a cozy bed near where you are; many cats want warmth and company.

Wear the spell

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