Fears & Dramatics: Theatrical Illusions
Harnessus Flopus
Spell tier
Incantation
Harness on.
Flop.
Melt.
No walk.
- Crime
- Flops over and refuses to walk in a harness.
- Casting time
- The moment you clip on the leash
- Mana cost
- 1 brand-new harness, 1 hopeful walk, and 1 cat that has turned into a puddle
Picture this: our tiny wizard cat, flopped over refusing to walk in a harness. Casting time: the moment you clip on the leash.
One harness, one flop, zero steps taken. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 brand-new harness, 1 hopeful walk, and 1 cat that has turned into a puddle.
The cat considers this a total success and takes a celebratory nap.
Counter-spell
1. Introduce the harness indoors in short sessions with treats.
2. Let them wear it around the house before any outdoor trip.
3. Some cats never love it, and that is okay.
