Order of the Loaf: Slumber Sorcery
Lapus Imprisonus
Incantation
I am asleep on you.
You may not move.
You may not pee.
You live here now.
PURR.
- Crime
- Falls asleep on your lap so you cannot get up.
- Casting time
- As soon as you really need to pee
- Mana cost
- 1 warm lap, 1 smug peeking eye, and 0 permission to stand up
Here is how the spell unfolds: our tiny wizard cat, curled on a human's lap, one sparkly eye peeking open smugly, human wide-eyed and squirming because they need the bathroom, stuck in place. Casting time: as soon as you really need to pee.
You may not move. You may not stretch. You may not visit the bathroom. You are furniture now. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 warm lap, 1 smug peeking eye, and 0 permission to stand up.
Afterward, the tiny wizard gives a happy little mrrp, tucks their toe beans under, and accepts all compliments.
Counter-spell
1. Kneading is a common comfort behavior; enjoy it.
2. Keep a thick blanket on your lap to protect your legs.
3. Regular nail trims make biscuit time less pokey.
