Order of the Loaf: Slumber Sorcery
Laundrus Cleanus Furrus
Incantation
It is warm.
It is clean.
It is dark colored.
It is perfect.
FUR FOR ALL.
- Crime
- Naps on fresh, clean, dark laundry.
- Casting time
- The exact second the laundry comes out
- Mana cost
- 1 warm basket, 1 dark sweater, and 1,000,000 white hairs
The Spellbook describes the scene like this: our tiny wizard cat, lounging on top of a pile of freshly washed dark clothes, sparkly eyes open and smug, fur everywhere. Casting time: the exact second the laundry comes out.
Warm, fresh and dark colored: the three ingredients of a perfect fur deposit. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 warm basket, 1 dark sweater, and 1,000,000 white hairs.
No apology is ever issued. Only a slow blink, which, in Spellbook Latin, means "you are welcome."
Counter-spell
1. Brush your cat regularly to reduce shedding.
2. Keep a lint roller near the door.
3. Make the closet a cat-free zone and give them their own cozy spot instead.
