Kitchen Chaos
Ramenus Steamus
Incantation
Breathe the noodle cloud.
Whiskers go soggy.
Soul goes warm.
Slurp is optional.
SLURP.
- Crime
- Leans over your hot food to investigate.
- Casting time
- One deep breath of noodle cloud
- Mana cost
- 1 bowl of ramen, 1 soft egg, 1 sheet of nori, 1 face that is now 40% steam
Every household has seen it at least once: our tiny wizard cat, leaning over a bowl of ramen, steam fogging its whiskers. Casting time: one deep breath of noodle cloud.
Breathe the noodle cloud. Whiskers go soft and floppy. The noodles are not shared. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 bowl of ramen, 1 soft egg, 1 sheet of nori, 1 face that is now 40% steam.
No apology is ever issued. Only a slow blink, which, in Spellbook Latin, means "you are welcome."
Counter-spell
1. Stick to regular mealtimes so the bowl is not a constant negotiation.
2. Puzzle feeders and treat balls turn dinner into a hunt and slow fast eaters down.
3. Do not share from your plate; many human foods, like onion, garlic and chocolate, are unsafe for cats.
4. If appetite or begging changes suddenly, check in with your vet.
