Fears & Dramatics: Theatrical Illusions
Reviewus Oneus Starus
Incantation
You built me a tower.
I have reviewed the tower.
One star.
I prefer the box.
STARUS.
- Crime
- Ignores the expensive cat tree you just built.
- Casting time
- However long it took you to build the tower
- Mana cost
- 1 very expensive cat tree, 6 hours of assembly, 1 star
Every household has seen it at least once: our tiny wizard cat, next to brand-new expensive cat tree, holding a sign with one star. Casting time: however long it took you to build the tower.
Hours of assembly. One star. The box it came in, however, gets five. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 very expensive cat tree, 6 hours of assembly, 1 star.
The cat considers this a total success and takes a celebratory nap.
Counter-spell
1. Offer cat trees and shelves so climbing has an approved route.
2. Cordless blinds and sturdy curtain rods are safer for curious climbers.
3. A window perch gives them the view without the climb.
