Fears & Dramatics: Theatrical Illusions
Toothbrushus Nopeus
Spell tier
Incantation
No.
No thank you.
Paw on hand.
Absolutely no.
- Crime
- Refuses the toothbrush with one firm paw.
- Casting time
- Every evening, when the toothbrush comes out
- Mana cost
- 1 tiny toothbrush, 1 firm paw, and a very clear "no"
Witnesses report the following: our tiny wizard cat, refusing a toothbrush with paw on human's hand. Casting time: every evening, when the toothbrush comes out.
One paw on your hand, firmly, like a tiny bouncer. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 tiny toothbrush, 1 firm paw, and a very clear "no".
Scholars agree it is impossible to stay mad at a face that round.
Counter-spell
1. Start tooth brushing slowly, with a finger and cat toothpaste; never use human toothpaste.
2. Build up a few seconds at a time, with praise.
3. Ask your vet about dental care options if brushing is not possible.
