School of Chaos: Destruction Arts

Ribbonus Munchus

Spell tierArchmage
Ribbonus Munchus

Incantation

Shiny.
Curly.
Crunchy.
The bow is mine.

Crime
Chews the ribbon on gifts.
Casting time
Five minutes after you finish wrapping
Mana cost
1 curly ribbon, 1 crinkly bow, and 0 respect for your wrapping skills

Picture this: our tiny wizard cat, chewing the ribbon on a wrapped gift. Casting time: five minutes after you finish wrapping.

The present is for you. The ribbon is for them. Those are the rules. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 curly ribbon, 1 crinkly bow, and 0 respect for your wrapping skills.

Sparkly eyes, zero regret, maximum floof. The spell is complete.

Counter-spell

1. Supervise play with yarn, ribbon or string, and put it away afterward; swallowed string can be dangerous.
2. Offer wand toys instead of loose string.
3. Store gift ribbon and craft supplies out of reach.
4. If you see string hanging from their mouth, call your vet rather than pulling it.

Wear the spell

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