School of Chaos: Destruction Arts

Tissueus Pullus

Spell tierForbidden
Tissueus Pullus

Incantation

Pull one.
Another.
All of them.
Snow day.

Crime
Pulls every tissue out of the box.
Casting time
When you're out of the room for exactly 45 seconds
Mana cost
1 tissue box, 1 tireless paw, and every single tissue on the floor

Witnesses report the following: our tiny wizard cat, pulling every tissue out of a tissue box. Casting time: when you're out of the room for exactly 45 seconds.

One tissue. Then all of them. The box is a fountain of fluff. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 tissue box, 1 tireless paw, and every single tissue on the floor.

Then they wash one paw, very slowly, as if nothing happened at all.

Counter-spell

1. Close bathroom doors or use a toilet paper holder cover.
2. Offer shreddable toys, like cardboard or paper balls, to satisfy the urge.
3. Keep tissue boxes in drawers or high places.

Wear the spell

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