School of Chaos: Destruction Arts
Toiletus Paperus Unrollus
Incantation
Spin, little roll.
Spin for me.
Fill the room with clouds.
The human will cry.
UNROLL.
- Crime
- Unrolls the entire toilet paper roll into a fluffy ocean.
- Casting time
- While you are in the shower, unable to stop it
- Mana cost
- 1 fresh roll of toilet paper, 2 enthusiastic paws, and 0 squares left for you
Here is how the spell unfolds: our tiny wizard cat, surrounded by an ocean of unrolled toilet paper, holding the empty roll, proud. Casting time: while you are in the shower, unable to stop it.
Spin, little roll, spin. The bathroom is now a cloud and they are its proud owner. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 fresh roll of toilet paper, 2 enthusiastic paws, and 0 squares left for you.
Scholars agree it is impossible to stay mad at a face that round.
Counter-spell
1. Close bathroom doors or use a toilet paper holder cover.
2. Offer shreddable toys, like cardboard or paper balls, to satisfy the urge.
3. Keep tissue boxes in drawers or high places.
