Sitting Where You Shouldn't: Barrier Wards
Videous Callus Crashus
Incantation
You are in a meeting.
You are talking to small faces.
They should see me.
Meeting adjourned.
HELLO.
- Crime
- Walks across your laptop during video calls.
- Casting time
- The minute your boss starts talking
- Mana cost
- 1 laptop, 1 important meeting, and 1 fluffy butt in 4K
It always begins the same way: our tiny wizard cat, walking across the laptop during a video call, giant cat butt filling the screen, coworkers in tiny boxes. Casting time: the minute your boss starts talking.
Your coworkers have now met the cat. Mostly the back half of the cat. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 laptop, 1 important meeting, and 1 fluffy butt in 4K.
The cat considers this a total success and takes a celebratory nap.
Counter-spell
1. Give them a warm bed right next to your desk; they usually want you, not the keyboard.
2. Lock your screen and close the laptop when you step away.
3. Schedule play breaks during long work sessions.
4. Keep cables and small electronics tucked away.
