Phoneus Toiletus Droppus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 92 (the page that has been in a bag of rice)
- Spell
- Phoneus Toiletus Droppus
- Difficulty
- Adept (takes nerve and full eye contact)
- Casting time
- Slowly. Very, very slowly.
- Mana required
- 1 phone, 1 open toilet, 1 lilac cat who wants your attention right now
You were scrolling instead of petting her. That was your first mistake. Now a tiny lilac wizard is perched on the toilet rim, holding your phone out over the open bowl with one dainty paw, and staring straight into your soul.
Hold it high. Look into your eyes. Let go slowly. She is not angry. She is simply making a point about priorities. You have three seconds to pet her. Two. One. PLOP.
Wear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Fit: a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. Gift idea: a funny cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been booped. Printed to order just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: closing the toilet lid every single time, owning a very sturdy phone case, and petting your cat first and scrolling second.
Want the full story? Read Phoneus Toiletus Droppus in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.
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Order by Dec 8 for the best chance of US Christmas delivery.
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras