School of Chaos: Destruction Arts
Furrus Mountainus
Spell tier
Incantation
Brush.
Brush.
Fluff mountain.
New cat.
- Crime
- Sheds enough fur to make another cat.
- Casting time
- The first warm day of spring
- Mana cost
- 1 brush, 1 small cat, and a fur mountain twice her size
The Spellbook describes the scene like this: our tiny wizard cat, next to a huge pile of brushed-out fur. Casting time: the first warm day of spring.
One brushing, one whole extra cat made of fluff. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 brush, 1 small cat, and a fur mountain twice her size.
Sparkly eyes, zero regret, maximum floof. The spell is complete.
Counter-spell
1. Brush regularly to reduce loose fur and hairballs.
2. Introduce brushing or nail trims slowly, a little at a time, with treats.
3. Use a lint roller and a cat-free closet for your dark clothes.
