School of Chaos: Destruction Arts
Wrapus Paperus Sabotagus
Spell tier
Incantation
Rip.
Crinkle.
Wrapped.
Gift me.
- Crime
- Tangles in wrapping paper on gift day.
- Casting time
- The exact moment you find the scissors
- Mana cost
- 1 roll of fancy paper, 3 ribbons, and 0 respect for surprises
Picture this: our tiny wizard cat, tangled in wrapping paper on gift day. Casting time: the exact moment you find the scissors.
Every present now comes with a bonus cat inside. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 roll of fancy paper, 3 ribbons, and 0 respect for surprises.
Sparkly eyes, zero regret, maximum floof. The spell is complete.
Counter-spell
1. Remove handles from paper bags before letting your cat play, and keep plastic bags out of reach; they can be a hazard.
2. Offer boxes and crinkle tunnels as safe caves.
3. Store plastic bags in a closed drawer.
