School of Chaos: Destruction Arts
Yarnus Tanglus
Incantation
I have defeated the yarn.
The yarn has defeated me.
It is a tie.
Do not untangle me.
VICTORY.
- Crime
- Gets hopelessly tangled in yarn and looks proud anyway.
- Casting time
- However long it takes you to start knitting
- Mana cost
- 1 ball of yarn, 4 tiny toe beans, and 0 regrets about any of it
Witnesses report the following: our tiny wizard cat, hopelessly wrapped in a ball of yarn, looking proud anyway. Casting time: however long it takes you to start knitting.
They have defeated the yarn. The yarn has also defeated them. Everyone is a winner. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 ball of yarn, 4 tiny toe beans, and 0 regrets about any of it.
Scholars agree it is impossible to stay mad at a face that round.
Counter-spell
1. Supervise play with yarn, ribbon or string, and put it away afterward; swallowed string can be dangerous.
2. Offer wand toys instead of loose string.
3. Store gift ribbon and craft supplies out of reach.
4. If you see string hanging from their mouth, call your vet rather than pulling it.
