School of Chaos: Destruction Arts
Plantus Munchus
Incantation
Green. Leafy. Forbidden.
The human says no.
The human is not home.
One bite.
Twelve bites.
SALAD.
- Crime
- Chews on houseplants with a guilty sideways glance.
- Casting time
- One slow, guilty chomp at a time
- Mana cost
- 1 houseplant, 2 innocent eyes, and 0 leaves left unbitten
Picture this: our tiny wizard cat, chewing a leaf of a houseplant with a guilty sideways glance, several leaves with bite marks. Casting time: one slow, guilty chomp at a time.
Each leaf gets one tiny bite, like a food critic who hates everything. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 houseplant, 2 innocent eyes, and 0 leaves left unbitten.
Afterward, the tiny wizard gives a happy little mrrp, tucks their toe beans under, and accepts all compliments.
Counter-spell
1. Check every houseplant against the ASPCA toxic plant list; lilies are especially dangerous for cats.
2. Move risky plants out of reach or out of the house.
3. Grow a pot of cat grass so they have something green they are allowed to nibble.
4. If they eat a plant you are unsure about, call your vet or a pet poison hotline.
